Definition

moron:  / mor⸱on /
        noun 
        noun: moron  plural noun: morons

   1. Inconsiderate person who orders food delivery the day after an 8 inch snowstorm (before the
      snow plow has gone down their street). Additionally fails to shovel any type of path to the house.

   2. Food delivery driver who goes online the day after an 8 inch snowstorm. 
       
     

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